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Q's of life, part III
1) You know that song Yankee Doodle? Is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
2) Are Jewish vampires afraid of Stars of David?
3) Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? Cuz I always feel like the person next to me is the one being rude…
4) Do people get buried with their braces on?
5) What if you DON’T swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
6) Do you think dentists go to the dentist, or do they just work on themselves?
7) If pros and cons are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
8) If you’re having dinner with a deaf person, is it rude for them to sign with their hands full?
Comments
On Mon, Sep 20, 2010 at 8:07 PM, BonnieBlowtorch said:
Glad we could spruce up your Monday! Party on Wayne!
On Mon, Sep 20, 2010 at 1:44 PM, Third Leg said:
:0D Aww, I just saw these…thanks guys, I needed sumthin funny today. Ya’ll are the sunny side to my eggs today!
On Sun, Sep 19, 2010 at 1:31 AM, BonnieBlowtorch said:
And one I will NEVER understand! Why do they call it a pair of underwear?! It's just one!
p.s. - you're awesome!
On Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 2:57 PM, tonignosis said:
Did Engelbert Humperdink? Why is Merle Haggard? Who made Marvin Gaye? I didn't mean to hurt your Charley Pride. I should stop.