Q's of life, part III
1) You know that song Yankee Doodle? Is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
2) Are Jewish vampires afraid of Stars of David?
3) Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? Cuz I always feel like the person next to me is the one being rude…
4) Do people get buried with their braces on?
5) What if you DON’T swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
6) Do you think dentists go to the dentist, or do they just work on themselves?
7) If pros and cons are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
8) If you’re having dinner with a deaf person, is it rude for them to sign with their hands full?