Q's of life, part II
Haha, more stupid questions that’ll blow your minds…
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. What do you call male ballerinas?
8. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
9. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?