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Q's of life, part II
Haha, more stupid questions that’ll blow your minds…
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. What do you call male ballerinas?
8. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
9. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Comments
On Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 11:59 AM, Third Leg said:
Thanks yall, but these aren’t all mine. I have some hilarious people in my life and I’ve heard some funny shit. My favorites are corny one liners, so if your dad ever told you any like “Did you hear about the cannibal that passed in brother in the woods?”, I wanna hear em. I found some of the others online. I’ll keep postin tho.
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 7:16 PM, eureeka said:
my freezer has a light in it..
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 2:35 PM, tonignosis said:
You are very entertaining, please post onward and upward! I need to laugh and you supplied some lolz.
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 1:56 PM, andrea said:
tee hee your questions make me giggle! to #3 though...it freaks my boyfriend out to see me put mascara on!