Third Leg’s
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1) You know that song Yankee Doodle? Is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? 2) Are Jewish vampires afraid of Stars of David? 3) Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? Cuz I always feel like the person next to me is the one being rude… 4) Do people get buried with their braces on? 5) What if you DON’T swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and...
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Haha, more stupid questions that’ll blow your minds… 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi,...
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1) Are normal eyed people called biclops? 2) What do the flip do batteries run on? 3) What do you call a male ladybug? 4) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 5) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 6) If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? Feel free to add your own...
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So I'm blasting the Barton Fink and OMG!! Lovin the sleazy, funky, dancey, dirty electro right now! Anybody every seen these guys? I bet that show would be so much funn!
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So many good bands this year...but this is what's getting me through the day. well, this and my flask of bourbon. ;o) 1) Deer Hunter 2) The Gories 3) MGMT 4) Best Coast 5) The Apples in Stereo 6) Kaki King 7) Dirty Projectors 8) Suicidal Tendencies 9) The Vandals 10) The Dwarves Bonus Round) GWAR!!!
