We're the Best Western of rock bands: Breakfast will be served!
"Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right" - Weird Al
Well, maybe not quite ham on whole wheat.
But, The Midgetmen are still going to provide complimentary breakfast for the folks who show up early enough for our set to kick off FFF Fest.
Leggo our FFF Fest. Or something.