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What a pitiful look of experience
...hand down the judgement.
Albert Bui presents this "Judgmental Austin Map," with one added explanation: "...fake people refers to the domain, where people choose to live atop Neiman Marcus (not shown). Mexican hippies live between comfy fatties and poverty. Boring gays extend to Plugerville and Round Rock."
Elvis Costello and The Impostors - The Judgement
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On Tue, Jun 12, 2012 at 10:20 AM, Phillip said:
I might have to do one of these for Tempe now...gotta put me thinking cap on, though.
On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 1:39 PM, Tetsujin 28-go said:
@Phillip: Sounds like someone is volunteering to make a "Judgmental Tempe Map." Wheelchair hookers, it most certainly gives a different color to the word "murderball."
On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 1:13 PM, Phillip said:
"Mall Zombies" and "Safety Conscious Parents"...hahaha! Man oh man...they should do one for Arizona, but it would only need a few sectors: "Extreme Right-Wing Nutjobs," "Cougars and Trouts," "Gun Enthusiasts," "Wannabe Cowboys," "Fair-Weather Sports Fans," "Meth Addicts" and "Neo-Yuppies." That would cover us pretty well!
I'd much rather live in the "Wheelchair Hookers" area.
On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 10:35 AM, Tetsujin 28-go said:
@Pint O'Salsa: You know what, I was totally envisioning "comfy fatties" as something very different. I thought that since comfy fatties were sandwiched between fake hippies and Mexihippies, it was referencing the area where you could secure oversized cannabis joints. Strange, I know, but who knows where my mind is nowadays. Since you brought up veggies and queso and since it is getting close to lunch time, I think I am going to try and locate a nice place to order a plate of entomatadas. Peace through taco grease.
On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 8:17 AM, Pint O'Salsa said:
hhahaaa I told him to add queso hippie valley!!!! It's a broader range that starts at fake hippies down to mexican hippies. We love Austin, queso and all things hippie. For fucks sakes there was a make shift tie dye and organic veggie tent on Manchaca a year or two ago AND one of the farmers markets is run out of sunset valley. Most importantly I live here. However, I wear my comfy fattie badge with pride. Now if you'll excuse me I must take off my pants and grab my bowl of local organic queso from the kitchen so i can watch last nights Mad Men and True Blood on my recliner with my cat and dog.
On Sun, Jun 10, 2012 at 3:16 PM, Tetsujin 28-go said:
@Phillip: The Austin Judgmental Map has been updated.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552870_595672710337_1828867326_n.jpg
On Sun, Jun 10, 2012 at 1:48 PM, Phillip said:
This was pretty funny, actually. "Nothing" for the win!
On Sun, Jun 10, 2012 at 11:18 AM, Tetsujin 28-go said:
"Judgmental Austin Map" taken from the Austinist web site.
http://austinist.com/2012/06/08/judgmental_austin_map.php