Victoria’s

None of you have ever called me on my birthday. Friends? I call shenanigans. Thanks, Internet, for helping me think I have formed real, lasting relationships with strangers.

I know it's totally punk rock to drink Pabst and shit, but that shit's gross to me. I'll spend the bucks to buy Courvoisier and enjoy it. I make White Russians at home with premium shit. Moreover, I don't buy or use mixes at all. It's all about creating your cocktails using simple, proven ingredients. When it comes to beer, I'm a Weißbier kinda gal. Weizens are great too. Hopefully there...