There’s a lot of people in the world who would love to eat hot dogs with good buddies. But they don’t have good buddies. And they don’t have hot dogs. Or maybe they do have good buddies, but those buddies don’t like hot dogs. In fact, maybe they think hot dogs are what douche bags eat. Well, I feel sorry for those people. I feel sorry for them and their stupid asshole lives.

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