So thats how it is.
Slowly but surely, few of my "kindof used to be important in weird ways" guy friends have found that I've a bun in the oven. Sadly, their reactions to such news, especially the fact that I haven't told them "personally," have been extremely short of enthusiastic. Now now now, I'm in no way expecting tons of praise and all that weird shit like one falls into from family. Maybe a "cool" or "oh okay" or even "have fun, be safe, show me pictures of the thing after it's born." BUT NOT, "wow, that's crazy" or "wow...you're pregnant" or "really? that sucks." What a bunch of dickholes. Pure cocksuckers. I can't even begin. Maybe it's my hormones, but a little fake nice is better than a "now you're boring and getting fat, so the fact that we won't be fucking again is now a reality so I'm PISSED OFF at your boyfriend and future baby and taking it out on you."
Thanks, you know who you are.
I reaaaallllllyyyy want some cake!