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  1. Aw yay

    Mon, Nov 14, 2011 at 1:56 PM 1 Comments

    I guess I can forget about my blog updates until later. Or maybe I won't. Maybe I'll keep everyone up to date on how my baby is cooking, when she comes out, etc. So far, my pregnancy has been 100% healthy. I'm pretty darn proud of myself. I can't wait to lose all this weight (about 30 or so pounds when it's all said and done) but my baby daddy loves to inform me that the new additions to...

  2. I was watching all those retards' videos of them being pretty much "shut down" and "told to get off stage" and all I could think about was how gross those fans were. Bleh. I'm 150% glad I was not there. And then they started with the chanting. *insert rant about how fucking awful I think people like that are* Try not to. It happens. I probs dated one of "those guys" like 5 years ago...

  3. Ouch

    Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 9:58 PM 0 Comments

    Where are the people coming from? The people who keep talking about danzy like he's a respectable person. Like he's kewl to watch or something. Like he plays good shows and stuff. Ughhhh I saw one of them say he was from Houston. Obviously, that makes perfect sense. Man, I can't wait until tomorrow. Maybe they all got super pisssed and won't be there. Bad vibes, bro. I love the fun fest peeps,...

  4. Marlo Hanna Herbst

    Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 5:55 PM 3 Comments

    That's my baby's name, fyi. I am suffering from severe hunger. I am craving Kerbey Queso. I will get it when this baby daddy gets off work............must feast. Today I thought I was having crazy braxton contractions but THEN did an experiment and found that though there is a hard lump in my uterus area, it's actually the baby...WHO KNEW. Why am I soooooo stuuupid? Probably because I...

  5. Why me? Why me?

    Tue, Nov 1, 2011 at 12:38 PM 3 Comments

    Did anyone else have major problemos with the mailing of the tickets this time? Isn't that why we all got Fun1 or Fun2? For the PERKS of cheaps and mailage? I did. FUN1, why are you failing me, bb? But in all seriousness, I really was hoping to skip the will-call line. And now I have to wait in it ANYWAYS. I'm upset. I'm...really not wanting to stand outside of De Ville.

  6. Whyyyyyyy?

    Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 5:39 PM 1 Comments

    I updated my address on here you idiots! Why are you sending my wristbands to my old apartment? I hate you. It better get redirected OR ELSE. In other news, today is a good day. My baby has found a new favorite kicking place- down. Down in the down there area. It feels terribly uncomfortable, like I'm going to pee everywhere until she moves. Other than that, I definitely felt a tiny hand...

  7. I estimated

    Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 1:05 PM 3 Comments

    and I also guestimated. Double-checked it too. Looks like I'll be spending about $20 a day on water. And MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY only $15 on food. It could be one of those non-stop eating days though, which would be sooooo devastatingly spensive. One day not too many ago, I happily ate a cute garden salad, baked potato, a kids meal from chick-fil-awesome, a tiny homemade snacky sammich, 2...

  8. bummmmerrrrr

    Sun, Oct 9, 2011 at 9:42 AM 9 Comments

    thanks for the no parking options this year, how am i going to be able to leave if i reeeeally have to in a timely manner? The more I think about it, the more trouble this festing seems to be. Hmm. Maybe I'll go on vacation instead! Oh wells. The set times need to be released asap. Can I pay someone to shuttle me around? That would be niiiice. Today is my fucking birthday. My bby...

  9. the nites!

    Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 9:35 AM 5 Comments

    Those sound pretty cool. Sure hope I can keep myself awake for that long. Haha I doubt ittttt if I'm going to TRY to be festing all day. Don't wanna fest the baby out though. I just wanna catch Cold Cave, since I decided not to get the Friday addition to the Fun1 discount tix. I am so boring now.

  10. hey fun fest

    Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 7:51 AM 4 Comments

    aw. It's like so close to being fun time. How exciting. I'll only be 7 months prego when all the amazing shit goes down. Are there like loads of places to sit? Hope soooo. I should probably buy some super ugly comfort shoes too instead of my awful flats. My favorite boys will be there! Oh man, what am I going to do with my Luker that entire time? Maybe I'll hire my mommy to come and...