matt’s

  1. Pardon my language...

    Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 8:45 PM 8 Comments

    but it's fucking time! So pumped.

  2. Best Invention Ever?

    Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 12:53 PM 8 Comments

    Fried beer. You heard me right, fried beer. Can we PLEASE get these guys at this year's FunFunFun? http://tinyurl.com/2vzf7tg

  3. My new home.

    Wed, Aug 4, 2010 at 4:41 PM 6 Comments

    It is official. I am moving to this year's Black Stage. I start packing tonight.

  4. November

    Sat, Jul 10, 2010 at 11:31 AM 1 Comments

    Hurry the fuck up will ya? I need to get my ass back to Austin.

  5. Check out this news story

    Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:41 AM 2 Comments

    The calls came flooding in to Santa Ana, California police from drivers on the I-5 freeway. Someone, it seems, was standing naked on a rooftop overlooking the road and masturbating for the entertainment of passing motorists... But is seems far too many people didn't enjoy the show. Before police could arrive, naked 36-year-old Charles Edward Meaux Jr. had climbed down a ladder and taken...

  6. Danzig

    Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 12:18 PM 49 Comments

    You guys have no idea how excited I am about this. This is a picture of my cat in 2003:

  7. Weapons of Destruction

    Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 5:13 PM 2 Comments

    Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

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