Boom Swagger Voom

Wed, Oct 26, 2011 at 5:56 PM By: Mareihcrooz

That fuckin' guy. He made this flick "Sixteen Candles." Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fucking "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down but oh no, she don't cause it's a PG movie. And then, "Pretty in Pink," which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep.

  1. cheezyball avatar

    On Thu, Oct 27, 2011 at 6:51 PM, cheezyball said:

    took me a few days to get the time.... but watching mallrats now :)

  2. char avatar

    On Thu, Oct 27, 2011 at 4:46 PM, char said:

    snoochie boochies

  3. Brrrrrent avatar

    On Thu, Oct 27, 2011 at 10:24 AM, Brrrrrent said:

    Wyatt, from Weird Science, was my English professor at Texas A&M. Never wanted to talk about the movie and would avoid pictures so students wouldn't recognize him.

    Just a little shinfo (shitty information)

  4. cheezyball avatar

    On Wed, Oct 26, 2011 at 6:30 PM, cheezyball said:

    Ha... your movie posts make me laugh

Post a comment

Mareihcrooz’s Blogs

  1. Another one of them...

    Sat, Nov 5, 2011 at 10:24 PM 1 comment
  2. Ohhhkay

    Sat, Oct 29, 2011 at 12:14 PM 4 comments
  3. Wi' Nae Wee Bairn...

    Sat, Oct 29, 2011 at 11:51 AM 0 comments
  4. I'm a heartless bastard.

    Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 9:48 AM 1 comment
  5. Boom Swagger Voom

    Wed, Oct 26, 2011 at 5:56 PM 4 comments
  6. Um, hi.

    Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 11:53 AM 4 comments
  7. Hey

    Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 6:45 PM 10 comments