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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 12:01 PM, Mareihcrooz said:
What you need is a fattyboombatty blunt. And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit!
On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 10:24 AM, cheezyball said:
It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 8:46 AM, Mareihcrooz said:
Thou shall not BOOOO at the Mallrats.
On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 8:13 AM, cheezyball said:
i havent seen that in forever... gonna have to find a bit of time to rewatch it soon.
On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 6:45 AM, char said:
Does anyone have the problem of where to put your arm while spooning as well? I swear I've done irreversible damage to my shoulder.
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:59 PM, zzzzz said:
lol terrible
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 8:16 PM, kittycat said:
oh man, quite the dilemma
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 8:13 PM, imzeke said:
BOOOOOOOO
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 7:52 PM, Hey.Dude said:
You wouldn't happen to be related to a guy named Brodie would you?
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 7:39 PM, dielawn said:
haha what a lame.