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Items needed: Time machine, cloning technology, two cyborg eyes, two cyborg ears, surgical technique, dedication.
Directions: Get in time machine and return to the day you were born. Clone yourself at this moment. Take each baby and scoop out one eye, replace with cyborg eye, however, put receiving module for each eye in the other baby's head. Do the same with cyborg ears. Return to present, ensure that the two new yous which have been created by this process are viable. Kill yourself.