Only god knows why I can't stop watching Ally McBeal. Not only has it taught me new derogatory terms for short tiny ladies (spinner), the fact that she is a "woman lawyer" means she is crazy and full of ridiculous daydreams about dancing babies, aliens, and dump trucks. So ridiculous that she can't ever "keep a man" and always drives them away with her crazy. Even though all these factors combined should be enough to push this god-damn, sexist, bubblegum pop-culture phenomenon away from my eyeballs, I can't seem to stop watching.
This is worse than that time I decided I needed to watch all 5 seasons of Sliders. Much, much worse.