7 obnoxious behaviors that should be punishable by death
"Like all well-adjusted individuals, I find myself wishing death upon people nearly constantly. And not people who deserve it like Genghis Khan or Jeffrey Dahmer (mostly because they're already dead) but people who just get under my skin. This raises several questions: Is wishing death justified? Is it productive? And what the hell is wrong with me? To these questions I reply, "Hey, what's with the third degree, buddy? Watch it or I'll wish death on nosy peeps like you."