Do's & Don'ts of Dirty Talk: Some Useful
You have beautiful eyes.
You are very beautiful / handsome.
Tell me a bit more about your underwear.
I would like to get to know you better.
Stick out your tongue
Do you have crêpes?
I would like cream puffs with ice cream..
I have a swelling.
I have an abscess
I have an an erection that's lasted for over four hours.
These are my suitcases.
So, what's your favorite dirty turn of phrase?