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Do's & Don'ts of Dirty Talk: Some Useful
You have beautiful eyes.
You are very beautiful / handsome.
Tell me a bit more about your underwear.
I would like to get to know you better.
Stick out your tongue
Do you have crêpes?
I would like cream puffs with ice cream..
I have a swelling.
I have an abscess
I have an an erection that's lasted for over four hours.
These are my suitcases.
So, what's your favorite dirty turn of phrase?
Comments
On Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 10:27 PM, SKANKTANK said:
ohhhhhh yeah
On Sat, Jul 9, 2011 at 3:05 PM, jellokiti said:
You'll only get better at dirty talk with lots of practice.
Lick me here.
On Thu, Jul 7, 2011 at 6:20 PM, Mista PP said:
/me takes notes...
On Thu, Jul 7, 2011 at 6:18 AM, byrone said:
yeah that's a solid one :p
i like something like, "it's all tingly in my pants area", or, "omg, what is this huge thing?! [show her] i think u need to take me to the hospital"
On Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 6:15 PM, rachelrachellehcarlehcar said:
I have a swelling is the best dirty talk line EVER