HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
I know there's an unwritten law somewhere that states birthday celebrations only come once a decade after you turn thirty, but I just wanted to take a minute and say happy birthday to the awesome individuals I share this day with.
Rob Halford - I'm counting the days until you perform in October.
Tim Burton - Your cinematic wizardry never disappoints.
Elvis Costello - I mayn't enjoy your music but I'll still send birthday wishes.
Gene Simmons - You're a freak.
Sean Connery - Where in pray tell did you go?
Regis Philbin - You, sir, are over the top.
Rachel Ray - I've never even watched one of your cooking shows.
Billy Ray Cyrus - Too bad, dude, you already broke my achy breaky heart.
Man, these people are some definite characters. Somehow, I can relate. ;)