Since I've Been Gone
Well, I know my 62 friends in the FFF virtual commune have been concerned about me, wondering, "Where is that hideous man? Why hasn't he posted? What's he been doing?....What's he building in there?" (One of my friends is actually an incognito Tom Waits, but I refuse to say which one).
In answer to your theoretical questions: 1.) I am here now, so that is all you really need to know, 2.) I never posted much to begin with, that's why I have only 62 friends ALL OF WHOM ARE VERY PRECIOUS TO ME, 3.) I been kickin' it, and 4.) It's none of your fucking business.
That being said, I was on some travels in a faraway land called India. You might have heard of it. I was invited to be a guest speaker at the Center for Hideous Studies in which I learned about such topics as extreme poverty and hunger, female empowerment, environmental sustainability, and a weeklong session on breakdance techniques with keynote speaker Marky Mark. The Funky Bunch could not be located.
So rejoice! I'm back! I'm glad to be here with you! And I'm very proud of you for being who you are, or aren't, it really doesn't matter. I enjoy the projection of who you claim to be, and that's ok. I'll try to be more involved in the world of funfunfunfest. It's right around the corner. Hm, maybe I'll talk about music in my next post.
Sincerely, and as always, with love,
Hideous Man #26