grocery shopping with ashbro
buying peanut butter/peanuts
reserving judgement about the tranny
eating 4 free from the bins in the 'health food' aisle
why is there no sls/flouride-free toothpaste here ?
am i going 2 get cancer ?
kombucha for babies
potential buzzband name - 'mother scoby'
freshman college girls
wishing i had a girlfriend/pizza/bottle of wine
instead i'm just crazy/totally mad
real bros don't forget pbr