new 'the walking dead' only one zombie slain wtf amc, wtf so disappointed i didn't buy a six pack of sierra porter and two pints of ice cream to be let down guess there's only one thing left to do drink more beer AND watch dragon ball z via 'nicktoons' wtf @ cable television #relivingtheglorydays

Got drunk with Sir Kirkland Oh Lonestar You make me feel so young again Like a tiny Ash at one of those bro parties Where you learned to really 'drink' And 'talk' to girls Cept you were really drinking Natty Lite And not Lonestar Still recovering from the cold I endured during f^3fest There was this girl And then there wasn't Boo So over it I don't even care if you...

so like i didn't get to vote and like i feel rlly bad like it's going to be my fault when prop 1 doesn't pass and like it's going to be my fault when gov. rick p is re-elected i fucking feel horrible guys/girls :/ don't hate me i had every intention 2 vote today had my passport in my back pocket and registration number but i got stuck on campus in the rain on my...

this is just a list of stuff i've been doing to get ready for the fest.. 2 four lokos every morning/ lip syncing to relevant songs/ preparing esoteric 'shout outs' and memorizing names of relevant ND stars 2 seem more genuine in front of my hipster peers/ finding the best face paints that will compliment my skin tone/ push-ups/ decoupaging my flask with relevant lomographic...

the days of bro and brah are upon us thousands of inauthentic 'free spirits' flooding the streets totes toting lawn chairs/over-sized sunglasses/ and dangly earrings via target but as long as the money's good i don't mind all that much happy acl weekend, yall.