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I've been spending a lot of time thinking, and have been spurred to write this, because of a series of debates which took place in my Philosophy class, about what the underlying message of the Book of Job is, and what it signifies about the Nature of God and Faith.
Here goes.


One day Satan's all "Yo, I been lookin around and for serious, all these folks fucking suck eggs" and Jehovah was all "Bullshit, I piss excellence" and Satan's all "Dude, they totally do" and God's all "Motherfucker, I'm serious" and Satan's all "Prove that shit" and God's all "A'ight", and then spends several months MERCILESSLY WAILING ON JOB'S BALLS, WHILE HOMEBOY JUST TAKES IT. And Job's all "Oh wow, I must really suck". And then God's all "Hey Job, you got punk'd. You're still cool, bro. Have a new family to make up for me needlessly slaughtering your loved ones" and Job's all "