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So I ran in to the 1up-er last night. Seriously everything I said there was an â??I did something far superior to thatâ?? response following. I was going to start talking about how mad I was about NASA cutting funding to the space program because I would not get to go to orbit this year just to see if he talked about how he was bummed that the Apollo program was discontinued and he would not get to visit the moon one last time. I understand a little embellishment here and there is harmless but when you are 100% full of shit it becomes hard to take you seriously.

There use to be this magician that would come up to our local pub and talk about how he was in all these movies. The thing was they were all movies that no one would ever see. â??Yeah I helped work on that new Tim Allen movieâ??. What? I think Ricky Gervais said it best when he said â??And the other guy is Time Allenâ??. The truth was he owned a memorabilia shop and the only thing he made disappear was our friends booze at a tailgate.

In other news I am excited that we are getting ever closer to some fun fun fun leaks. I wish I could guess the fest just one last time.