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F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
i did not go to ACL this year (haven't since the inaugural one in 94,) so i missed all the merriment caused by Mother Nature there.
How should we plan ahead for the worst while hoping for the best, in light of Her utter indifference to our festival?
A kit of some kind will be useful should the worst befall; possible contents are as henceforth:
FUNFUNFUN FEST SURVIVAL KIT
- Umbrella, collapsible
- Parasol
- Pair of Wellington Boots
- Pair of Sandals
- Pair of Steel-Toed Boots
- GPS Coordinate Device
- Compass
- Flashlight
- First Aid Kit
- Morphine Ampules (for strictly medical emergencies)
- Prophylactics (you never know)
- Wild Oats
- Transistor Radio (in case satellites knocked out by solar winds)
- Extra pair of socks
- Trenchcoat
- Wife Beater
- Gas Mask
- Aluminum Foil and Duct Tape (Masking Tape will do)
- X Ray Specs
- Night Vision Goggles
- Beer Goggles
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RE: F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
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- Beer Helmet
- Shovel, Tarp, and 3 to 4 fifty lb. bags of Lime
- Binoculars
- Spare Undies
- Dirty Laundry (aired)
- Skeletons (from the closet)
- Kwisatz Haderach
- The Lament Configuration
- Those Tennis Racket looking shoes Inuits wear.
- 10' Pole
- 30' of rope
- Funyuns
- Opium Suppositories
- Laxative
- Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion
- Tourniquets (at least four)
- Speak And Spell
- Toblerone
- The Memory Of Your First Kiss
- Inflatable Raft
- Crowd Surf Board
- Certain Unalienable Rights
- Trix
- Yo Imma Let You Finish, BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST FFF FEST FORUM POST OF ALL TIME
- Bubble Tape
- Tin Foil Hat
- Top Hat and Tails
- Roflcopters
- Grandpa Guitars (for firewood)
- Electric Guitars (to start a new utopia, a la Wyld Stallyns)
- Time-Traveling Phone Booth/Police Box
- 11 Highly Specialized, Experienced Bank Robbers
- Series of Tubes
- The Annihilatrix
- I and I
- The Bomb Dot Com
- Herd Of Nerfs
- 'Show Me Where He Touched You' Doll
- Holy Water (almost forgot)
- Conch (sucks to your assmar)
- The irrepressible willpower to gather the survivors together, form a vanguard to scout for food and shelter, while the rest guard the weak and infirm, until we get a foothold in the territory and manage to become self-sufficient, all the while preparing to brave the first nuclear winter humanity has ever known, and in the spring to begin the task of repopulating the human race.
- Pepto Bismol
Any other must-have items i might have missed for an apocalypse of fun???? -
RE: F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
All I'm bringing is my ghetto booty, my rock face and my massive biceps.
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RE: F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
I think Henry Chinaski should get at least 100 points for the extensive list. Well thought out, and some are quite useful.;)
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RE: F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
All I'm bringing is my ghetto booty, my rock face and my massive biceps.
Ghetto booties are a must. A good ghetto booty alleviates the need for an umbrella. -
RE: F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
Dust mask
Beer
Pizza
More beer
Beer
Beer
Beeeeeer
That's all I need. And my sleazy persona.
It ain't easy bein sleazy -
RE: F^3 FEST SURVIVAL KIT
Dust mask
Beer
Pizza
More beer
Beer
Beer
Beeeeeer
That's all I need. And my sleazy persona.
It ain't easy bein sleazy
I gotta pace myself. Don't wanna barf after riding the mechanical bull !!!
